《我的理想》(作者:某四年级小学生,男,父母在菜市场贩鸡)
我的理想是做一坨鸡屎,一坨又大又臭的鸡屎。
我首先要去臭死我的同学xxx,因为他欠了我的五毛钱一直不还,上课还拿我的本子乱划。
我还要臭死我的班主任,她每次找我谈话都是收钱,收这么多的钱,我要臭死她。
我还要臭死数学老师,这个学期我每次考试都不及格,其实我能及格的,但是他不让我抄。
我还要臭死校长,为什么星期一的升旗仪式他可以在台上讲话,我们要在下面淋雨。
最后我要臭死自己,我臭死这么多人,警察一定拉我去坐牢,我不要坐牢,我把自己也臭死。
"my ideal" (author : a fourth-grade students, male, parents markets selling chickens) is the ideal, i do yituo droppings, yituo big smelly droppings. i go to my classmates chousi xxx, because he owes me the money has not also gave. i also take classes in the book is zoned chaos. i also xiusi my class, i find her remarks are each collect so much money, i would like to chousi her. i also xiusi math teacher this semester every time i passed the examination is not, in fact, i can pass. but he will not let me copy. i also xiusi principals, why he can stage a flag-raising ceremony monday speech, we should be below drenched. finally, i would like to chousi myself, i xiusi so many people, a police officer and pulling to jail, i will not go to jail. i also chousi.